and rashes in embarrassing places)
Often featured on TV programs glorifying ‘The Most Embarrassing Illnesses’, our old friend candida albicans is back – this Jekyll-and-Hydian bowel yeast with Napoleonic ambitions for the total control of your organism. If you suffer from any of the above, then yeast, fungus and chaotic blood sugar are your problem. As for the all-pervading silence on the subject of crispy toenails and ravaged testimonials, one could be forgiven for thinking no-one else on the planet has got what you’ve got. You would be wrong. Schoolboy titters at adverts punting the latest vaginal creams are silenced years later when the dreaded rash appears across your own buttocks or privates in cosmic revenge for your inappropriate hilarity.
Symptoms: Yellowed, crispy toenails with a waxy texture. Itching between the toes, around the groin, vaginal or buttock area. Vaginal discharge. Buttock/waistline rashes can look linear; a red line demarking an inner area slightly darker than the surrounding, unaffected skin. These conditions are almost always accompanied by gas and bloat in the bowels, indicating candida overgrowth and disturbed bowel flora. You are probably addicted to sugar due to